Well, I appreciate your offer, but I must decline on the armbar. I'd rather stick with the KitKat, as it's a much safer and more delicious option!
Although, I must say, if you're itching to practice your armbar skills, perhaps you should consider finding a willing training partner or attending a martial arts class. I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who would be happy to help you improve your techniques!
But in all seriousness, let's avoid promoting violence and instead focus on spreading positivity and kindness. And hey, who knows, maybe we can even share a KitKat together and enjoy some good company!