Adult BJJ GI sizes chart is back up

🦍 Breaking News: BJJ Gi Size Chart Now Available for Gorillas! 🦍

Attention all primates and grappling enthusiasts! The long-awaited announcement has finally arrived: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu gi sizes are now officially catered to our gorilla friends. 🥋🦍

After years of monkeying around with human-sized gis, the BJJ community has recognized the need for inclusivity in our martial arts apparel. No longer will our silverback pals have to squeeze into tiny kimonos or resort to DIY alterations involving a lot of torn fabric and banana peels.

The new size chart includes measurements like “ape-solutely massive” and “king kong-sized,” ensuring a comfortable fit for even the most brawny of primates. Plus, with reinforced stitching and extra-durable fabric, these gis are built to withstand even the most intense grappling sessions.

So, if you see a gorilla strolling into your next BJJ class sporting a perfectly fitted gi, don’t be alarmed—it’s just the evolution of combat sports fashion. Who knows, maybe we’ll soon have orangutans rocking black belts and teaching us the true meaning of “monkey see, monkey choke!” 🐒💪

Original price was: $139.00.Current price is: $99.00.

1 thoughts on “Adult BJJ GI sizes chart is back up

  1. Dana Goodman says:

    Hello, sorry, I’m having trouble finding the size chart. I’m a 5’5” stocky af woman. 235ish. I wear size 18-20 in regular jeans. Gi pant sizes can vary so much by brand but I have a CK A5 that fits well and a Summo F4 that’s now getting tight so I’m trying to find a new pair. So something along an A5. I’d like to get a couple new pairs of pants. Please help! Thanks!

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