Game of Chokes Tshirt

Dude, can you imagine if Game of Thrones was actually about BJJ? It would be like the most incredible TV show ever made!

Picture this: instead of fighting with swords, they’re all rolling around on the ground, trying to choke each other out. And instead of dragons, they’ve got giant grizzly bears that they ride into battle. And instead of the Iron Throne, there’s a massive championship belt that everyone’s fighting over.

And, of course, there would be all the drama, betrayal, and backstabbing that we’ve come to love from Game of Thrones. The Lannisters would be like the Gracies of the BJJ world, and they’d be dominating everyone with their sick submissions and takedown skills. And then there would be a renegade group of rebels, maybe called the Diaz brothers, who don’t play by the rules and show up high as kites and start slapping people.

And imagine the epic fight scenes. You’ve got Jon Snow doing a flying armbar on a White Walker. You’ve got Cersei Lannister tapping out to a rear naked choke from Daenerys Targaryen. It would be the stuff of legends, bro.

So yeah, Game of Thrones should be about BJJ. And they should call it… The Game of Thron…eh, never mind, that name’s already perfect.