Squeeze! T-Shirt

Listen up, my fellow primates, let me give you a piece of advice that’s as important as your daily cup of coffee. When you’re going for a choke in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, you gotta squeeze harder than a python on prey. I’m talking about a grip so tight, your opponent will see stars faster than you can say “rear-naked choke”.

You see, my friend, a chokehold is not a gentle caress. It’s a vicious attack that requires all your strength and focus. If you’re not squeezing with all your might, your opponent might escape and turn the tables on you faster than a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

So, don’t be afraid to channel your inner Hulk when you’re going for that chokehold. Squeeze so hard you feel like you’re about to pop a blood vessel. You want to leave no room for escape, no breathing space for your opponent, and no doubt in their mind that they’re about to tap out.

And let me tell you, my friend, there’s no better feeling than pulling off a successful chokehold. It’s like winning a gold medal at the Olympics, or finally getting that promotion at work. It’s a moment of triumph that you’ll remember for a lifetime.

So remember, squeeze hard on that chokehold. Don’t let go until your opponent taps or takes a nap. Because in BJJ, the game’s name is submission, and a loose grip is the enemy of victory. Osss!