We Smash! heavyweight Jiu-Jitsu Tshirt

Well, my dear Primates, getting smashed in BJJ by someone much bigger than you is quite an experience. It’s like being a fly caught in a spider’s web, struggling for your life but knowing deep down that you’re completely screwed.

Firstly, there’s the feeling of being completely helpless. You’re lying there on the mat, desperately trying to wiggle free, but you’re trapped in quicksand. The more you struggle, the deeper you sink. It’s a bit like trying to escape a conversation with your mother-in-law at Thanksgiving dinner. You know you’re doomed, but you can’t help but try.

Then there’s the physical pain. Those big guys can put pressure on. It’s like having an elephant sit on your chest while wearing a full suit of armour. And let’s not forget about the smell. When you’re trapped underneath a sweaty, 250-pound behemoth, you can’t help but wonder if they’ve ever heard of deodorant.

It’s not all bad. There are some advantages to being the smaller person on the mat. For one thing, you get to work on your defence skills. It’s like playing a game of human chess, and you’re always one step ahead, thinking of your next move. And let’s remember the satisfaction you’ll feel when you finally manage to wiggle free and get on top. It’s like winning the lottery, except with less money and more bruises.

Ultimately, getting smashed in BJJ by someone much bigger than you is a humbling experience. It teaches you to be patient, to persevere, and to never underestimate your opponent. Plus, it is a great story to tell your friends later on. Just embellish how you almost had them in a submission hold.