Gorilla w/Aliens Want to Scrap!

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In a stunning turn of events, it appears that gorillas and aliens have formed an unexpected alliance and are looking to take on humanity in the ultimate test of combat sports: a mixed martial arts tournament.

Yes, you read that right. Gorillas, those majestic primates known for their brawn and bravado, have apparently found common ground with our intergalactic brethren and are eager to flex their muscles against Homo sapiens. And if the aliens’ rumored advanced technology is anything to go by, this could be one tough fight.

But what would the rules of this contest be? Would it be a three-way free-for-all or a tag-team match? And what weight class would the gorillas be in? Heavyweight seems like the obvious choice, but we don’t want to risk underestimating their agility and speed.

As for the aliens, we can only speculate as to what kind of martial arts they’ve been practicing on their home planet. Perhaps they have a form of telekinetic combat or have mastered the art of laser-fu. Either way, they’re sure to be formidable opponents.

But before we start worrying about being overrun by a gorilla-alien tag team, it’s worth considering the logistics of such a tournament. Who would host it? Would we need to build a special arena for the occasion? And who would provide the snacks?

One thing’s for sure, if this tournament were to go ahead, it would be the most epic display of interspecies athleticism since the famed cheetah vs. ostrich sprint of ’97. So, to all the humans out there, it’s time to start training. And to the gorillas and aliens, we say bring it on. We’re ready for whatever you’ve got.