Just Do Bjj (Dark) T-Shirt

Hey, do you know the solution to all your problems, Just do BJJ! That’s right, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, the martial art that’ll have you rolling around on the floor like a sweaty human burrito.

Got stress? Just do BJJ! You’ll be so focused on choking your opponent that you’ll forget all about your deadlines and annoying co-workers.

Need a workout? Just do BJJ! You’ll burn more calories than you ever thought possible while escaping from someone trying to submit you.

Want to be a badass? Just do BJJ! You’ll learn all sorts of cool moves like the armbar, the triangle choke, and the omoplata. You’ll be like a ninja with a gi instead of a black costume.

Tired of getting beat up by your little brother? Just do BJJ! You’ll learn to take down anyone, regardless of size or strength. That’s right; you can finally get revenge on that pesky sibling of yours.

Plus, if you do BJJ, you’ll be part of a super cool community of people who are all about choking and arm-locking each other. You’ll make new friends, have fun, and maybe even compete in tournaments.

So there you have it, folks. The answer to all your problems is just one three-letter acronym away: BJJ.